Dry Hagetini. A scandalous amount of Hendrick's. An illusion of good quality vermouth. A few drops of olive juice. Shaken for filth & strained into a frosted Endora-size Martini glass. One Castelvetrano olive, one @barthrasher pickled onion. Repeat.
When I’m working I only have one small flat white a day (like a latte but better lol) but rn I’m drinking one regular juiceglasssize of cold brew with milk and sweetener a day but if I wasn’t on adhd meds I’d have more lmao
Anyone else’s mum treat orange juice like liquid gold? Size of the glass like. See if you ever want to give my mum a heart attack just pour yourself a full, normal sizeglass of pure orange. pic.twitter.com/hBe6m65l3a